Ghouls, Vampires, Ghosts, and Sluts

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Well it's that ghoulish time of the year again. Halloween is upon us. Children day dreaming of Oh Henry!'s . Moms and Dad's putting together bowls chock full o fun snacks. And college girls imagining up the most slutty costumes they can think of.

Yup, you've all seen it. Many of you have played the part. And yet, Halloween remains the one day where you can get away with damn near anything you like.

We were all kids once, who went from house to house dragging our parents around till all hours of the morning to attain at least 10 lbs of candy. But now we are in college and are adults now. It's time to get slutty. But not too much! As my friend Peebles would say "That's tooo much!!!" (also see his Blog ) The general theme that I gather from Halloween is that we can simply get away with nearly anything we like. On Halloween, adolescents are allowed to acquire and ingest as much candy as they like. But if an adolescent were buy 10 lbs of candy and start eating it feverishly in the middle of July you might be reported to a local nutrionist by your overprotective parents. In our case it is not commonly accepted in our society to simply wear a slutty costume on just any day of the year. However, on the fateful day of Halloween we overlook any judgement of these gluttonous and whorish characters.

We have considered those who are forbidden from such characteristics throughout the other 364 days of the year, but we must also consider those who represent the other side of the spectrum. For example if you are the type of girl that is a slut in everyday life and cannot get enough chocolate, (like the kinda girl that says "I LOVE chocolate, but I can't eat it cuz then I'll get fat. But it's SOOOOO GOOD!" also see Brian Griffin )show up to your Halloween party at work with a pair of sweat pants (not the ones with words on the ass like "Pink" "Juicy" "Porn Star" "Delicious" "Bootylicious" "Yummy" or even "This is my ass." This will immediately disqualify you.) This may require a trip to Target/Wal-Mart, but it will be worth it. If done properly, you will have people giving you just as much attention as those who are dressed sluttily, if not more. And to really knock 'em dead, when you are offered a piece of chocolate, you say, "Chocolate? What are you, drunk? I hate chocolate." Act disgusted, and walk away. You'll have the whole office buzzing about your outfit/persona for the day, and undoubtedly will run away with the Costume Contest that your bitchy co-worker 'Brenda' wins every year with her damn slutty M&M costume (How can an M&M be slutty? "IT JUST IS!!!" ).

Slutty people, this is your opportunity to really stick it to these plain folks who think they can pose as you on Halloween. Make us proud.