Shortbread

If I had a case of the specials, I would record my life as such;

Kristen Bell…should consider spelling her last name “P-o-v-o…” someday.

I am currently laughing at…this. 

I haven’t seen…Juno…but you can buy…Ellen Page a drink in 37 days.

The Minnesota Twins…had better know what they’re doing by waiting this sucker out. The prospective Johan deals on the table right now are about as succulent as a batch of chocolate-chip cookies, hot out of the oven.

Why aren’t they taking the cookie-dive? Nobody’s willing to give the Mickey Mouse Twins a glass of milk to wash ‘em down with. Hopefully, by Minnesota waiting this one out, they mean that they really do demand that glass of milk, rather than a single-A glass of water – we all know it’s not going to cut through the uncertain stickiness of a package of unproven prospects. With any hope, the Twins will win out on this transaction sometime soon. I don’t want to have to start making nautical analogies for this big-league matter.

I would like to buy… a MacbookAir. Check it this afternoon. 

I have great disdain for…for the public dubbing people with nicknames derived from the “Alex Rodriguez….hmmm….we should call him ‘A-Rod’ for short!’” style.

Acceptable: Alex Rodriguez = A-Rod
Kinda Fun: Francisco Rodriguez = K-Rod
Getting out of hand: Luis Rodriguez = L-Rod

Until…
“Frank Huckabee, please report to the Minnesota Twins major league club immediately.”
…I have no interest in giving anybody else this overused nickname format.

Enjoy ya damn self…chasing lilacs. Yeah, it sounds like hanging a Jeff instead of going straight. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?

A bastard once told me to download...Atmosphere.

I think..."forgetting micturition after intercourse" cannot be spelled without "U-T-I."

Buy buy now. Have a good night!